i am...A GENIUS!!

Do you ever have those kind of moments where you feel like your a genius??? well! i do! lol i was in Fuddruckers...a restaurant in D.C, and i had a burst of genius!! amazing right...well i just felt like telling you that! :P

hmm....

hey...i have some random statments and questions..that are interesting to ponder...

why do ROUND pizzas come in SQUARE BOXES?

Who decides what is random????

what came first the egg or the chicken??

....MOO....

Elephants in skirts pratice taekwon-do on top of old TV's

I....I...I....I....Eated soap

IDK = I'm Donkey Kong

This one is just strange....purple ducks see walnuts dancing on unicorns

Spider pig...spider pig.....does wateva a spider pig does....

when ever i feel blue i start breathing again

Give a man fire and he's warm for a day. But set fire to a man and he's warm for the rest of his life

Life is Random...so am i.

they tried to tell me i have ADD but they don't understa-look !!!! a kitty!

beans.

Hey you! yes you! no, not you, that other guy, yeah you!...do you like tacos?

Hey! get that brick over there! throw it at me and see if i can get out of the way fast enough! YEAH  it's called dodge brick, it's awesome! AND DON'T TELL ME WHEN YOU THROW IT! I'LL TRY AND LISTEN FOR THE WHIZZ!

Easter!!!

I had fun at the Easter egg hunt today, tons of fun....if i wasn't in the bunny suit :( it was hot in there! The only thing worst than it being hot, was that there is a "gang" of young boys at the church. They don't really care about keeping up the idea that "the Easter bunny is real..." so if say one of the boys were to say...ATTACK the Easter bunny....most of the others will ATTACK it too.. :( it wasn't to fun...but other than that it was fun

FFN was a BLAST!! other than a good time, i strengthened my relationship with God! Also, i got to hang out with my friends! oh, AND I GOT INVITED TO JOIN DAPHNE'S GANG!!!.....If u don't know what that is.... the "gang" is a group Daphne chooses and we hang out a lot... :)

IS NEVER SAD!!!!i don't know why maybe cause i know where i'm going.....but do you know where you're going after you die?

My Ode to a Yummy Clover...

Oh Yummy peice of clover how i love your yummy taste

You bring sweetness to my uhh....TOUNGE! 

Soft yet spicy, I long to taste you once more....

HEY!!!!

Hey! i'm Jack i love archery but i love Jesus more! i'm new to this blog thing so if any of you have any tips for me i'd like to hear them! thanks